The things people put on a resume

Not going to make the final cut:

"Pig wrestling champion."

Candidate who had worked in a supermarket listed as one of his responsibilities: "Cut the cheese."

A man included his picture and the declaration that he was single and lived with his mother.

Under 'reason for leaving' an applicant stated, "Threat of death."

"It seems that my credentials would be a good fit for what you are looking to accomplish, however, I don't wish to make a career of it."

"Ecxellent attention to detail."

Hobbies: "Sleeping, etc., etc."

"I didn't like working at the strip club because I felt exposed."